Top definition. Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you. I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep. Spanking the Monkey unknown. Spanking the Monkey is another term for masturbating, otherwise known as beating your meat, slapping the ham , tugging the tiger , jerkin the gerkin, or stroking the sausage.
Or the first time I had tried giving up masturbation. That was two years ago. As the year drew to a close, I was more determined than ever before. Masturbation had been sapping my drive and discipline. Something had to be done. I was embarrassed by my complete lack of self-control. I started all over again on January 2.
Hannah got back from school earlier than expected as the after school rounders match had been cancelled. She unlocked the door and walked into the hallway and heard the groaning sound coming from the living room. As she walked towards the living room she thought how it sounded more like the groaning sound she made as she masturbated. Hannah was eighteen-years-old and lived with forty-three-year-old Jeff and forty-one-year-old Georgina. She was from Poland and lived with Georgina and Jeff whilst she went to school here.
Like a lot of western guys I suppose I thought all Asian women were naturally submissive. Don't get me wrong, I didn't want to boss a woman around, I just thought if she were a little submissive she might be more open to some of my fantasies. I'm into teasing and denial, and frankly a lot of women don't get it.