Fuck your own ass

That would be a violation of both anatomy and physics: You simply cannot muster the right amount of torque in a boner to manipulate it past your taint. To avoid further danger, the Southerner who founded the subreddit in , gladly walked me through exactly how the rest of this self-fuck thing works. Again, though, he stresses that you must keep your dick flaccid. But when said concessions have been made and the will for self-fucking is there , grab the helmet of your penis and wrap it toward your back. Then, with your free hand, stretch it out til it sits slightly past your anus. Anything solid under your hands will help tremendously.