Chicks that like small dicks

Sometimes, size DOES matter — but not in the way you'd think. But before you go judging a guy on his size, remember it's not always the size of the boat — it's the motion of the ocean. Yes, it's true! Sex is less painful. Like they don't hurt as much and you don't gag anywhere near as often.

We all know the phrase, "Don't judge a book by its cover. It goes something like this, "Don't judge a dick by its size. Many of us go about our days believing it's best to live large, that bigger is better, and one ought to go big or go home. Well, I'm here to tell you that doesn't always have to be the case. Big things really DO come in small packages.

Small penises are hilarious! He was very uptight about it, and I tried to reassure him not to be uptight about it, but in all honesty, he should have been uptight about it. People can talk all they want about body acceptance or whatever, but unless you have bad eyesight or are some kind of Goddess or Adonis, everyone has issues with their appearance. I did make fun of it, but only behind his back.